Woo World Self Treater

"Highly useful... amazingly accurate" - Orac ... "Bringing all the latest alternative therapies to one location" - Medium Dreams ... "Save money on health care" - Liz Ditz ... "Spot on!" - J-Walk... "appears to be getting embedded in the public consciousness" - Autism Vox ... "Witzig!" - Evelyne Laye ... "don't waste your time going from one alternative practitioner to another" - Life Technology^™

This online service has been created so you can avoid doctors and hospitals (who only treat the symptoms, not the illness, and will send you home to die when they can't sell you any more pills). Simply fill in the form below, concentrate your mind on the vibrational level of your illness, and press the button.

Please select your star sign: Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces Please select your gender: Male Female Indigo child Ascended Master None All of the above Have you ever been abducted by aliens? Yes No Have you ever been vaccinated? Yes No Do you have regular colonic irrigations? Yes No Please enter a concise description of how you feel about your symptoms